Meet Emperor Calus, NotDog, and Toolbox: 27 Comely Cute Cats With Nutty Nonsensical Names

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Ayala Sorotsky • Writer and Editor
Sep 24, 2024 2:00 PM EDT

We're all very vanilla named, largely because we're just humble hoomans. Sure, we might know someone with a very unusual name, or someone from a distant country with a wildly different language that produces very different names from what we regularly know - but they're most likely very ordinary names of where they came from. But you most definitely don't know anyone named Refrigerator. But for some reason, cat pawrents all around the globe think that, while they themselves are named John Smith, it would be completely appropriate to name their feline friend Carnegie Mr. Carnegie J Wuffles the III.

There are so many weird cat names out there, and it's all our own hooman fault. Some cat pawrents were asked to share the exotic names they've given their cat companions, and oh boy… let's just say you're very close to meeting Carnegie Mr. Carnegie J Wuffles the III and Refrigerator.

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    This is Emperor Calus
    via u/VietCongoRiver
  • 02
    NotDog G E 4
    via u/Lost-Droids

    NotDog is definitely a YesCat, but apparently also a very tired gamer? Is he playing Stray? Why does he need this shiny RGB keyboard for if not for that? Oh, well…

  • 03
    Vdai This is LewHiss
    via u/FriendlyNews8460

    We have a feeling the LewHiss will hiss. Is he about to hiss? We think so. Because that's a law. The LawHiss of LewHiss. But his a cute cat, we don't mind him hissing on us.

  • 04
    refrigerator
    via u/scorpionspitt
  • 05
    and his name is poopies.
    via u/DoJu318
  • 06
    This is John. John is a girl.
    via u/Solisdnb
  • 07
    heartburn
    via u/Silent-Particular857
  • 08
    This is our man, Gwen.
    via u/letsgetmarriedlol
  • 09
    and my big baby, toolbox
    via u/Silent-Particular857
  • 10
    This is our girl named Simon
    via u/Stevie068
  • 11
    This is Jughead. He is dumber than he looks.
    via u/Fun-Description-145
  • 12
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    via u/OhNoMgn
  • 13
    Mr. Bigglesworth. Biggi for short
    via u/slaughterkittie
  • 14
    Tybalt Capulet - prince of cats
    via u/mstahle
  • 15
    spicy
    via u/Silent-Particular857
  • 16
    This is Clamantha
    via u/Size_Slight
  • 17
    This is Demon Evil Weed or Dew for short
    via u/Mountain_Cat6840
  • 18
    Carnegie Mr. Carnegie J Wuffles, III, at your service
    via u/BigBoxOfGooglyEyes
  • 19
    This is ItBit
    via u/MasterYam234
  • 20
    Nusselt
    via u/Debruji-z
  • 21
    Kuma
    via u/TeaAltruistic6095
  • 22
    YMIKO SH'S style BEAN This is Alsatia.
    via u/Farsider2435
  • 23
    Sweeterlin
    via u/jobokar
  • 24
    His name is Gangsta Cat or G Money
    via u/sunuoow
  • 25
    burger no lettuce (shortened to burger)
    via u/StarkOnReddit11621
  • 26
    Oats
    via u/r0bb13_h34rt
  • 27
    Coca-Col 0 500 This is Milkshake aka Mr. Moo
    via u/Sumshine6969

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